The Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
courtesy of : This! Christine
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Deodorant
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
Large Olives
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
Scented Candles
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
Scented Candles
Satin Sheets and cushions
Outdoor Spa
Fitness Apparels
Hair Bleach, Hair Removing Cream, Hair Wax
Face Powder and Concealer
2 pair of Size 12 Black Stilettos
Ghetto blaster
Disco Ball
Cher, Madonna, Petshop Boys Latest CDs
Large tin Crisco
posted by Bobbie (Sunny) Cole @ 8:04 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
*wiping tears from eyes*
Oh, my good God, hon. The Brokeback grocery list just about did me in.
Thanks for the giggles. ;)
I about DIED when X sent that to me. Told her - if you don't post that, I'm-a-gonna.
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