Friday, August 04, 2006

The Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

courtesy of : This! Christine

WEEK ONE

Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey



WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Deodorant
Whiskey



WEEK THREE

Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
Large Olives
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
K-Y gel


WEEK FOUR

Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
2 tubes K-Y gel



WEEK FIVE

Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
Scented Candles
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide


WEEK SIX

Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Face wash and cream
Deodorant
Cologne
Scented Candles
Satin Sheets and cushions
Outdoor Spa
Fitness Apparels
Hair Bleach, Hair Removing Cream, Hair Wax
Face Powder and Concealer
2 pair of Size 12 Black Stilettos
Ghetto blaster
Disco Ball
Cher, Madonna, Petshop Boys Latest CDs
Large tin Crisco


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3 Comments:

At 8:43 PM, Anonymous Kris Starr said...

*wiping tears from eyes*

Oh, my good God, hon. The Brokeback grocery list just about did me in.

Thanks for the giggles. ;)

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger Kate R said...

oh what a stereotype. oh what a hiliarious post. oh. shit that's funny.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Lyn Cash said...

I about DIED when X sent that to me. Told her - if you don't post that, I'm-a-gonna.

 

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