Monday, February 04, 2008

Funnies From Janet

How times change: TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???



Come again? A CONDOM DRESS?!

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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six- pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me.

AMEN SISTER


Oh, look...



Someone has finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN.





Available only at 'Butts, Boobs and Beyond'



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6 Comments:

At 6:16 PM, Blogger Merry said...

Hey, you just never know when a girl might meet the 7th Marine Battalion and need a little protection.

I'm just saying.

 
At 4:53 AM, Blogger Sam said...

LOL about the jokes and the condom dress - someon,e can dress up as the 'good fairy of AIDS prevention'....
:-)

 
At 8:26 AM, Blogger Lyn Cash said...

omg - laughing here - you two are more twisted than *I* am - I swear.

I can't thread a needle, so I'm impressed that anyone can make something craftsy period, much less a dress.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Shesawriter said...

LOL! Loved the age thingie. But what the hell is up with that outfit? It's hideous!

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger Ashley Ladd said...

Yikes! You guys are hilarious. A CONDOM dress? And that boob bed - well, my hubby would love it.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Lyn Cash said...

agree - Tanya - What Not To Wear and Top Model would hate this one - lol.

--hehehe--Thanks for saying 'hi', Ashley. That boob bed cracked me up. I sent this to a friend and told him no wonder he's comfortable on the cot (he's in the service)...because his wife is flat-chested.

 

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