Thursday, August 30, 2007

13 Ways...You Know You're A Redneck When...

Thirteen Things about Rednecks

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN
1. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
2. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it
4. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
5. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
6. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
7. You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
8. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
9. You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
10. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
11. You've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
12. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.
13. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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2 Comments:

At 7:29 AM, Blogger Mechele Armstrong said...

ROFL! These are great.

Though my husband went "hmmm" at the burn your yard rather than mow it. LOL he doesn't want to mow grass today.

 
At 2:03 AM, Blogger Lyn Cash said...

:) Glad you enjoyed them - lol. Can you tell that I was reaching a bit to do this particular Thursday Thirteen? I think I realized just a few hours before that it was Thursday again.

Great to see you, Mechele!

 

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