Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Gratitude & 'Tude in General

This isn't about toilets - I just liked this one - sent by one of Lex's readers to her then forwarded to me. Maybe I'll do a series of Reader Sue's toilets...make it a Tuesday kind of thing.

Back from dentist - all went well. Got to spend some time with my friend Liz who is moving *sniff, sniff* end of summer to take a teaching position at a university in Texas. I know she'll only be two hours away, but that's too far to suit me. What if I have the burning need to talk during the day and she's in class? I know. SELFISH of me.

Have the two reviewers for Leaving Mama (no, they didn't post to the blog but sent to Milkbone addy). If I have the nerve, I'll post them as soon as I get them. For now, a funny from Janet. [No, no wisdom from Handyman Don in a while - he took a job across town, so I haven't seen him lately.]

Seven Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your spouse any more. They take you to court and screw you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!

My latest gift...from Alex

My latest craving
My latest favorite blog photos
My latest favorite blog post
My latest plugs from friends - here & here

My favorite hysterically historical book covers

T0 everyone who has made me smile today...



At 1:50 AM, Blogger Sam said...

Leaving Momma looks like a hoot!!!!


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