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Late Summer Insanities
Tales of my recent abduction have been mildly exaggerated. If anything was shanghaied, looks like it was my blog. Thanks for the chuckles, you evil heifers.
In truth, to encapsulate, this is what happened. One day a couple of weeks or so ago, #1 Son got a job offer. Four days and a couple of telephone conference call interviews later, he had the position and was told he started his new job within 2 weeks. His then current supervisor and his soon-to-be new supervisor disagreed on when he should start the new position. We were told on a Friday that he needed to relocate within the week. Somehow, we managed to do so – The Kids found a house on Monday, we moved on Thursday, and I’ve been geeking for internet service ever since…until now.
What do I find once I log back online? My friends and fellow writers have roasted me. I’m still joyfully picking embers out of my ass and enjoying the flames. I’d take a bow, but my pants would just fall down and my boobs escape from their cloth prison. Look, Mom, I’m A Porn StarMake that an erotic romance author fortunate enough to have an editor named Nick Conrad, a well-recognized publisher like Ellora’s Cave, and a nice, curious journalist (don’t have the name yet) whom it seems liked my book.
Yes, Playgirl Magazine asked to run a long excerpt of Just Desserts, my first novel with Ellora’s Cave. One misconception—they’re not interviewing me…they’re just printing an excerpt from the book…if anyone gets interviewed by them it’ll most likely be an editor or the owner. No, I’m not posing nude, and I don’t know what issue I’ll be in – I suspect January after reading an email sent by the writer to EC…so…check for dicks ‘n picks with ole Lyn Cash’s name somewhere in an upcoming issue. [Unless I'm really off base here, seems there was one other novel Playgirl asked for, to run an excerpt on Dance of the Crystal, which I *think* was written by Cris Anson, and the contact who sent the email was Colleen Kane, Senior Editor for Playgirl Magazine.] I'm still figuring this out as I go, so forgive if I've led you astray.
Lunch With Merry
Everyone needs a Merry. Mine comes in a package about 5’2” with a killer smile, sharp wit, and a family plus extended family whose collective presence is a comfort.
Bev is a garage sale fanatic and super shopper—she wound up with a large Victorian lamp from one of our stops last Friday, and I got a Bev-made fall floral arrangement to grace my piano.
Becky took home a reversible jacket that I wish I could have squeezed into, and she gave me hope that I can quit smoking when I’m ready. Way to go, Becky, on six weeks being smoke-free after 40 years of smoking.
During our outing, I sat outside at one point on a planter at a strip mall, people-watching and taking notes (okay, and smoking), and I met an elderly lady named Norma, who was waiting on her daughter to finish shopping. First I adjusted her chain belt, and then she told me of her life. Sixteen kids – yikes – she said she stopped counting the number of grandchildren after #35. Said she’d always wanted a girl and after child #12 she got one. She’s up at 5 am every day and has her work done by 11 am so she can watch her soaps.
After that, we all said farewell to Norma, piled into Becky’s SUV, tooled across town and had lunch at The Cheesecake Factory across the highway from where my son works, so I got to see where The Kid spends his days. Grilled shrimp and bacon sandwich for me – we’re talking Texas Toast (3 deep) and layers of shrimp, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and a delicious dressing, surrounded by a large bed of French fries. Dessert was:TOBLERONE® SWISS ALMOND CHEESECAKE Cheesecake Filled with Toblerone Chocolate, Chocolate Mousse and Chocolate Almond Fudge– OMG! Jessica (dear daughter-in-law-2-be) had ‘scattered shrimp’ and shared a bite or two with me…and she had a coffee-flavored cheesecake with a Heath-bar type topping.
All Merry got was lunch, the bill for all of us, and a small handful of books I shoved at her before she left. (She had her personal expenditures before visiting me – you should see that fabulous jewelry!) What I got for the day…a real treat. Thanks, Merry.
Shout Outs
To Rinda & CJ for explaining manga, slash, flash, and other narrative oddities to me before I left Oklahoma City…and doing so in language I can somewhat grasp
To April for picking up my meds and mailing them to me
To Dee & Merry who took time out of their busy schedules to heckle me on my own blog and give me a toasted azz and full heart - to Angie, Michele, Mechele, Cathie, Amie, & April just for being so darned sweet...
To Janet Hook for helping us find this terrific new home
To Raelene Gorlinsky, editor in chief at EC for tracking me down to deliver the news about Playgirl
To Alexis Fleming for phoning me twice from Australia to check on me and then to contact two of my publishers to let them know I would be out of pocket a while longer
To Michael for the poem:Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.
I almost didn't post the poem, but considering it's 9/11 and I didn't want to let the day slip completely by without saying 'thanks' to heroes and heroines everywhere, there ya go. Besides, Michael has health issues, and...this means something to him and he means something to me. Guess you could say he's one of my heroes.
I’m still looking for my manuscripts (hard copies), still need to buy printer ink and paper, and still need to go for groceries (again). The good news, however, is that I’ve found my underwear and forks and that I’ll be back at writing within a week or so.
Thanks to all of you who have kept the blog alive.
~ Sunny Lyn
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Bet You're Wondering...
Where'd Lyn Go?
Well, I was wondering a bit myself, since she was expected to be back by now. But, turns out delays got in the way and our good buddy Lyn is going to be offline until sometime next week. Being her buddies, her pals, her good friends...we decided to totally take over her blog and spill her secrets and drink on her couch.
I know, we're wonderful, no? :)
Hee hee, call it a welcome home party for when our Mistress of Honor (who, btw, did I mention is going to be in an article in none other than "Playgirl" Magazine? Yes! More details when Lyn's home, though!) comes back.
Kicking off the party today is Merry!
Smooches,
Dee
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I've known Lyn Cash for a lot of years.
I know about her Number One Son, I know about her Number One Significant Other of Number One Son, I know about the two Dooney & Bourke handbags - Christmas presents from her mother - that hide under her desk. (I betcha she bought the handbags for Lyn in gratitude for the time Lyn gifted her with the very first issue of PLAYGIRL magazine).
I know that Lyn's a fun date because we went to lunch at the Cattlemen's Club in Oklahoma City and Lyn and my sister kept us in stitches most of the meal.
So, when Lyn said she was moving within two hours of me fireworks went off. I could shanghai her, go shopping, have lunch and talk books! YES! I plotted, I planned and I got a date. Tomorrow. We called back and forth setting things up and all was ready.
Then she called me back. She had good news and bad news. She gave me the bad news first. The Internet company she'd hired to hook up her computer had not shown up. Our hot plans to chat via Instant Message whenever we want were scuttled until next week.
The good news was that her publisher just called. PLAYGIRL Magazine - yes, THAT one -called. One of their writers loved Lyn's book, JUST DESSERTS. They loved it so much they want to interview Lyn for an upcoming article.
People. Do you realise what this means???? This means we can all go buy PLAYGIRL and honestly say we bought it because we only READ THE ARTICLES!
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7 Comments:
Hey, I've been thinking about you, dear, and wondering just where in the heck you've been!
Glad to hear you've been recharging your batteries -- I've been running mine down. LOL
Haven't been on IM lately, so sorry about that -- but will make a point to do so very soon!
*smooches*
OMG. ROTFLMAO.
Pa has sent Mom and I to the hardware store for stuff we know nothing about. Trying to describe that we need an electrical box for an RV hookup that has a 30 amp plug with Y shaped pokie things and 2 plug things...well, the looks we get.
A screw would be a lot easier.
BTW, Mom, Becky and I had a blast, too. This half of the Garage Sale Girls did a little saling today - picked up a book of small home plans and some cross stitch stuff...
And some boots, the floor for StreamBoat Annie (the Airstream), and paint for her walls.
A good day was had by all.
But I still think a screw would be easier.
Sounds like you're having a good time and that has to be good for your creativity well, if nothing else! Enjoy yourself.
Love the jokes!
LOL about the hardware store joke!!!!
I lvoe a good cup of coffee too!
Too funny, Lyn. I needed this pick me up. Thanks!!
It does take time to settle in, Lyn. I know. I'm having trouble gettin' it rolling as well. *Sigh*
LOL! Oh you are too much!
Putting a pic of those handsome dudes and not even mentioning them ... I was waiting for a lusty comment or two or three. *wink*
The jokes had me giggling like a loon... especially the Down Under quip. Love it!
Oh that sounds so nice...relaxing with a cup of coffee. I haven't been able to do that ... yet.
New job, new craziness ... I'm still trying to figure out the new rhythym of my life.
I like yours.
Enjoy.. Oh! and you are SO bad!
78 days until Christmas...I'm trying to figure out Halloween, never mind a December holiday. Ouch!!
bad, bad, lady *wink*
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